She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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