garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
