I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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