pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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