Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
false alarm. still invincible.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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