i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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