what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
you never un-have a 4some
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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