Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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