this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
