you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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