I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's never too late to be topless.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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