you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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