that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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