Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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