Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
