Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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