you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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