why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
People with herpes should wear stickers.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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