do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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