quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
you never un-have a 4some
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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