Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She is in my trunk
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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