I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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