I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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