Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I can't put those talents on a resume
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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