4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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