he wants to bone in the snuggie
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Watching her eat just hurts me
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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