Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We are two peas in an std pod
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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