Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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