I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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