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(213): View more from California

I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i drank out of a bidet.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS

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(907): View more from Alaska

why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?

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dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems

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