If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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