was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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