I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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