I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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