do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We are two peas in an std pod
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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