I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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