so explain again why im purple
no
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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