he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
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Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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