We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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