There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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