So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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