Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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