people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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