Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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