I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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