she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
