i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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