Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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