my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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