wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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