i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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