I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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