I hate all girls vehemently.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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