The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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