if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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