he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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