Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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