But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
